The Contest

The jiggaboo is up, y’all. Prophet knows about the contest. Apparently there is a competition to see who can ‘break the cracker’. Black celebrities vie to individually and in one act make white folks revoke emancipation. Supposedly anyone near a TV camera can compete. An internet version will be organized soon, but tryouts/qualifiers have begun already. I’m not exactly sure what this contest’s prize is, but apparently that’s what everyone is keeping they’re eye on now.